Day Two: You didn't think I wasn't going to go through with it?

It is obvious
You don't know how long I can
Beat a joke to death.

It's easy: pick five
Then use seven syllables,
Five more. You're done.

On this past Wednesday,
I got out the bread machine
But I forgot yeast.

There's a yoga class
At 8:15 on Thursdays
I'd like to attend.

Back in the crawl space
Percolating to create
A steam-filled bathroom.

I have three, John two,
Christopher two, Tony two,
Pillows on our beds.

4:05 a.m.
There is nothing I hate more
Than a gloating clock.