Monday, November 18, 2013

Day 4

Getting desperate,
It's your turn, gentle reader:
Send some haiku soon.

There's a panda bear
On the west wall of the house.
Yes, I painted him.

Our gas fireplace
Is wonderful in the fall.
Turn it on or off.

Crock pot spaghetti
Is what's for dinner tonight.
I'm boiling pasta.

The schedule this week
Is crazy. Tony is gone:
"Laramie Project."

I love the color
orange. But in this town it
has too much import.

One more haiku then
I'm done for the day. Topic?
Aquafresh toothpaste.

Day three: Late and incomplete... now that's my style.

My fitbit tells me:
Four thousand one hundred three.
Still a ways to go.

Our Weekly Schedule
Is coordinated, full,
And-- Hurry, we're late!

On our reading lamps
We have dimmer switches that
Usher us to sleep.

My ball point pens are blue,
Paper Mate Write Bros. model.
I lose them often.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Day Two: You didn't think I wasn't going to go through with it?

It is obvious
You don't know how long I can
Beat a joke to death.

It's easy: pick five
Then use seven syllables,
Five more. You're done.

On this past Wednesday,
I got out the bread machine
But I forgot yeast.

There's a yoga class
At 8:15 on Thursdays
I'd like to attend.

Back in the crawl space
Percolating to create
A steam-filled bathroom.

I have three, John two,
Christopher two, Tony two,
Pillows on our beds.

4:05 a.m.
There is nothing I hate more
Than a gloating clock.

Friday, November 15, 2013

My Seven-Day Challenge

As a result of an email discussion with Kerri and Becky, I realize that I'm neglecting my growth as a person because I'm not on a CHALLENGE. I didn't know, because I don't have Facebook. They were very gentle about telling me.

Really, if you are not doing at least five challenges right now, you should just go live in a cave behind a rock.

So here's my challenge: Seven days of seven haikus about beloved or overlooked household objects.

Day One:
Washer, you clean with
Just soap, water, and good will.
Agitate, rinse, spin.

Soft, warm flannel sheets,
You welcome us ev'ry night,
with pictures of sheep.

O, my kitchen floor.
How you miss my loving touch,
Never are you cleaned.

My keys elude me,
Every time I need them.
Are they here, or there?

Computer printer,
Needs color toner but still
The colors are wrong.

I use my charger
Every night to recharge
My cellular phone.

Zip-lock bag quand'ry:
Convenient and so useful,
But oh the landfill.


I challenge you to add your haiku to the comments section. And we will welcome you back to humanity. Because if you aren't writing a haiku right now, you suck.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween!

This is the first and probably only year we did a family costume...


Here's the side view of mine so you can tell what I am. Hopefully.

Tony did a great job on our pumpkin! We finally got the right tools.

Waiting for other trick-or-treaters. We don't get many...


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Fall in a small town

Fall is so much fun here. The weather is cool enough to be bearable, and sometimes not too rainy, so that it is the best time to enjoy South Carolina outdoors. Plus there are lots of festivals in all the surrounding small towns, as well as farm events.

We always enjoy the  Pendleton Harvest Festival.
This year, they added a scavenger hunt, presented by a local leadership club. We liked it very much, although I think they can tweak it for next year. For our 4 entry fees totalling $12 (I think), we got three T-shirts (I didn't taken a 4th, although we could have), the scavenger hunt of local historical landmarks, and 8 chances in a raffle! Christopher won a $25 certificate at a local pizza place, and John won a frisbee game! Plus, the scavenger hunt was a little ambitious. I think they could have had 6 or 7 stops on the route, instead of 9.
Anyway, the fall festival was definitely more fun this year than just walking around and looking at local crafts.

We met Henry, June, and Georgie there.

Here are John and Christopher sharing a mint chocolate brownie from the Village Bakery.
 
 
Our other fall favorite, that we sometimes miss because of admission price, is the Denver Downs Corn Maze, presented by a local farm in September and October each year. They had definitely added attractions since the last time we had been (two years ago?).
 
The hay barn is always a favorite.





John likes the trolley, but you have to be at least 5 to do it, letting Christopher out.



They had a row of hay about a quarter mile long that was good for parkour.

"Where's John?"


A smaller hay stack for the enthusiastic but novice climbers.
 

This is the selfie of Christopher and me on the cow train.

New to us this year was the giant corn cob pillow. It was really good for bouncing!

The duck races are a perennial favorite.

And the eponymous corn maze! We started getting lost after the first stop. However, we found 6, 7, 8, and 12, about three times each. I was seriously starting to worry that we might not find our way out...
I love fall!